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    Braedan. 18. Gaymer. Canberra, Australia. Glee, Once upon a time, the vampire diaries, final fantasy, pokemon & more. Swan queen shipper. dating the most amazing guy. message to find out more~

    martinfreeman:

    catholicamputee:

    this was the weirdest movie ever.

    shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

    (Source: animationstations, via iamcravingkatnisseverdeen)

    unclefather:

    you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

    (via goodnight-new-york)

    lazybonesillustrations:

    The ceilings at Versailles today

    (Source: , via goodnight-new-york)

    (Source: xylark, via churchofhotaddictions)

    krazzy-bitchh:

    brothasoul:

    what the fuck ash

    lol i love ash

    (Source: rewatchingpokemon)

    okaymad:

    "i don’t like garlic bread"image

    (via phobias)

    you-cant-save-the-winchesters:

    perks-of-being-sian:

    this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

    Even cuter in video form

    (Source: karisikcerez, via iamcravingkatnisseverdeen)

    sophadilliac:

    zayniepaynie:

    those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

    image

    #beliebers

    (via doesnt-understand)

    unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via toocooltobehipster)

    (Source: taggedbooty, via shouldnt)

    lesbeeanmovie:

    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami, via railswithpails)

    floozys:

    "hairless cats are disgusting!"

    "hairy women are disgusting!" 

    image

    (via megashannii)

    syosama:

    when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

    image

    (via megashannii)

    chariczard:

    folkpunkery:

    im gonna fuck plankton

    Stop

    (Source: clarkchan1211, via megashannii)

    getsby:

    y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

    (via megashannii)